okay start good start bad start

Books Read:
2. The Princess Diarist — Carrie Fisher
3. The Long Tomorrow — Leigh Brackett
4. Nutshell — Ian McEwan

Kilometres Ran:
week two — 58.1
week three — 50.9

To date: 175 km

So 2017 so far: okay start on the reading, good start on the running, bad start on the writing. I think that of all the celebrities that died in 2016 Carrie Fisher is the one that probably had the most effect on me. Bowie was big. So too were Prince and George Michael, but there’s just something about Carrie. One of my earliest memories is going to see The Empire Strikes Back with my [late] father (I was barely five years old) and us showing up late and coming into the theatre at the moment Leia and Han are arguing the the ice tunnel on Hoth. In university I dated a woman that was a Fisher fan, though I wonder if her fandom was more due to an episode (I have no idea how many…) of Sex and the City that featured Carrie playing Carrie being Carrie. I managed to find first editions of all of Fisher’s books (at that time) and gave them to her one by one. Regret isn’t the correct word because I don’t regret, but maybe I should have doubled up and collected copies for me. Alas. It’s strange how death seems to force us to appreciate life in retrospect. I’d not read anything of Fisher’s, though I was very curious about this book given the salacious attention to the Harrison affair. It still amazes me that it was kept a secret for so long. I had no idea that Brackett also wrote The Empire Strikes Back. Her book was on a list of post-apocalyptia that I thought I would like to read. I liked Empire better. I feel like Nutshell is a book that crazy, right-wing, anti-abortionists might read and shout “SEE!!!” thereby completely missing both points, if there are points at all. I think you’ll have to have read it to understand that. And a part of me doubts that crazy, right-wing, anti-abortionists read much of anything except for a book that they claim is the basis for their crazy, right-wing, anti-abortionist stance in spite of the fact that said book, in all its eternal wisdom, actually says literally zero directly about abortion. Zilch. I remember pointing out this fact to a Rock for Life dude once (I had a past life). And he, in his white maleness (they’re almost always white males, aren’t they?) tried his best to co-opt some vague scripture but couldn’t quite answer the overt question that is if this is really as important as you want people to believe that it is don’t you think that your precious book would be a little more overt? I recall him being stumped, but memory is a strange thing. Anyway, it’s a pretty good book. You should read it. No, not that one. The McEwan one. Gawd.

I was getting nostalgic the other day looking at my accomplishments and realized that about a year ago I was pretty damn happy with running a sub-one-hour 10 kilometres and 12 or so months later I’m running a hair-thin sub-one-hour 13 kilometres and that is pretty effing humblebrag inducing. I was on the Seawall the other day and there were some tourists walking and chatting (like they do) and I’ve a pretty decent pace going and I’m just about to pass this pair and then this dude, let’s call him Kevin, blows by all three of us and one says to the other that’s not jogging that’s running. So I still have some more work to do.

hello 2017

Books Read:
1. Mister Pip — Lloyd Jones

Kilometres Ran:
week one — 66.6

I’ve never really been a big fan of Dickens and yet there were moments when I was reading this that I thought that maybe I should revisit and then I quickly came to my senses, usually whilst glancing at my to read pile. I don’t think that I’ll ever get to 95 books in one year — unless I’m retired or bedridden or something — but it’s not for lack of material. I’m sure I acquire nearly 95 books per year, which means I’ve a lot of catching up to do.

It seems like the sort of thing that I would do on purpose: running exactly 66.6 kilometres in a week, but I can only claim coincidence. I had this friend once, lets call him Kevin. (Is it lets or let’s?) He was raising money to go spread his good Christian homophobia at some good Christian (i.e., definitely Protestant, ahem…) commune in Ireland. We were out for coffee, arguing about imaginary friends, and he told me about how a sponsor reneged and he prayed and a new sponsor came out of nowhere and sponsored the exact amount that the reneger reneged. A true miracle, if I ever heard one. I walked home questioning virtually everything that I didn’t believe in and stopped for groceries. Or maybe it was wine. I don’t recall, but I do very clearly recall that it came to $13.34 and I paid with a $20 bill. You do the math. Suffice it to say, I’m not going to hell because there isn’t one.

I was called an asshole. So resolutions are on point. I was out for a run and as happens all too often I was in a crosswalk and the person driving perpendicular to me decided that I’m not really a pedestrian because I’m not walking, obviously. So I punched the luxury SUV as it went by. So, yeah, it was close enough to me that I could punch it. Why waste an opportunity like that? Anyway, the person driving yells out the window, “Asshole!” And then, just to completely confuse me, yells, “Do that again!” Wait, what? Okay. So from now on I’m going to punch every vehicle that tries to make me into its hood ornament while I’m in a crosswalk. And if anyone asks I’ll say because lux SUV driver said to.